After a whirlwind of goodbyes, packing, a few breakdowns, and just the right amount of afternoon rosé, I'm back in the suburbs.
And check out this swagger wagon that I got to drive up the great eastern seaboard. As usual, renting a car was a fiasco. Did you know if you are under 25 you can't rent SUVS? Or minivans. Which begs the question -- how much reckless driving can one really do in a minivan?
Well, neither did I. And this bad boy was the biggest car I could get. #vibes.
Now back in the suburbs with Squawk, my childhood pet and one of the brattiest cats I have ever encountered. We get along. In the meantime, I've resigned myself to the fact that I do need to start packing for this trip. Just as soon as I watch another episode of Kimmy Schmidt on Netflix...
Seriously though. Someone help. T-minus two days until my flight to Portugal.